Friday, December 19, 2008

Wanna Join The Hunting Party??

today schedule is hunting at the lake
sneakin in the gutter, crawling in the mud
find a great spot just behind the bush
get your riffle slowly...
you dont wanna let them know your there
check your ammo, aim your guns
lock the target, breathe slowly...
watch for the wind and the air density
dont forget to say "basmallah"
and......SHOOT!!! BOOM!!!
there goes flight A-183 destination: Timbhuktu
ooh look theres the passenger body
or whats left of it...falling and flopping...
nice hunting kids!!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Life Is Great But The People Are Suck!!!

Life is gift...its full of blessing if we learn how to look...
when you do..the good...the bad....if you have find a way
how to look it in a positive way things will be just fine
but the matter is...sometime what ruins that moment is people itself
and sometime the unexpectable happen...
SHIT happened...n you blame it on life...
Life Suck!!WRONG!!!!People SUCK!!!
so if SHIT happens...dont spit!!just swallow
and life will find a way how to move on
with or without us...cruel...but true...
(i just learn it from a very good friend of mine...thx!!)

Monday, December 15, 2008

4 Bungkus Indomie + 1 Bungkus Nasi Padang = Mencret2!!

suatu kombinasi yg maut...
ato sbnrnya biasa aja..ato cm usus gw aja yg lurus?
well apapun itu...
akibat kombinasi itu hari ni perut gw berhasil di bombardir!!!
br jm sgini(saat ditulis wktu mnunjukan 09.32)
gw ud bolak balik k WC 4x!!n still counting..
krn smbil nulis ini aja gw smbil mules mules bimbang..
bingung antara laper krn ud abs isi perut tp msh kangen sm WC....
suatu misabuh!!

jadi semua berawal dr gw home alone d rmh...
gada mknn...males masak nasi...huhuhu
trs liat bungkus2an indomie menumpuk di dapur...
yaud inisiatif bwt mie aj krn biar kenyang gw bwt 2 bungkus....
aga siang2an...kondisi mulai lapar lagi
(maklum perut org indonesia blm kna beras blom kenyang)
bwt lagi lah 2 bungkus indomie dgn rasa yg berbeda...
walhasil so far perut isinya cm keriting2 aja...
alhamdulilah pas malem di bawain nasi padang...
tanpa basa basi krn kerinduan sm nasi...
lsg mkn dh tu....the result??

MENCRET - MENCRET......


wakakakakakakkakakakakakak
.....

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

salah komunikasi itu Bahaya!!!

salah komunikasi itu sangat amat berbahaya..
bisa mengakibatkan salah pengertian, marah2, BT, Ling Lung, Bingung..
sama gangguan pada tidur(klo trjadi pada malam hari)
kasus salah komunikasi itu lebih baik segera di clear kan
agar tidak berlanjut ato malah berkepanjangan...
dan klo ternyata yg merasa salah komunikasi hanya satu pihak
brarti kasian juga ya udah pusing gataunya yang di anggap orang yang menjadi
salah komunikasi ga knp2..hahahahahaha....
ya mari berharap semua baik2 saja...
INDONESIA!!!INDONESIA!!!
(gara gara suporter bola soalnya salah komunikasinya)hehehehehehehe.....

Waiting Is Torturous!!!

in the emptyness of words..
at the silence of sound..
time keeps ticking,
moving forward pushing us to move with it..
no one could escape the wrath of time..
as seconds hit u one at a time
so we receive the longitude of its wave
in the bear mark of question..
as the unanswered remains
it will always be the way it is,
slicing parcial parts piece by piece
from second to aeon...
from past, present, thru future...
it is reversible,
it is unstopable,
it is what it is supposed to be...
waiting in fray sentences...
empty shelf...
hollow heart...
it is torturing our mind...

Monday, December 8, 2008

Voluntarily Drowning From Pheromones Of Aphrodisiacs

its like in infinite hype...
its like crashing a nonstop joyride...
its taste licking a sour popsicle...
its like holding a pillow of torns...
its like having a lightsaber slice out your head..
it feels so sureal and unreal...
its intoxicating...
its infectious...
its obliterating...
its seducing...
its blinding....
its deafen our ears...
only a chain of reaction from a deleterious chemistry...

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Thanks MOM..I've Graduated!!!

akhirnya....setelah lima tahun penuh darah dan keringat...
selesai juga kuliah....walopun meleset jau dari jadwal seharusnya selesai...hahaha
lima tahun penuh perjuangan..baik fisik, mental dan terutama MATERI...
semua ini adalah berkat dari doa dan kerja keras mama yg ud banting tulang
nyekolahin anak2nya...smpe akhir hayat aja yg dipikirin cm gmn gw bs kuliah...
segitu pedulinya dia sm anakny...padahal pnyakit lg ngegrogotin badanya...
tp yg dipikirin cm gw...krn yg cm pngn dia liat ya gw lulus kuliah....kerja...etc...
tp ga smpe liat gw lulus dia ud pergi duluan....
antara kesel sm diri sendri tp di lain pihak jd motivasi klo kuliah gw harus kelar!!!
walau sedih ga akan pernah bisa nyenengin dia secara langsung...
gabs beliin dia apa2...gabs nge berangkatin dia naik haji....gabs ngasi dia macem2 deh....
padahal smua itu ud gw niatin dari dulu...
tujuan gw nyari uang byk cm bwt nyenengin mama....
tp....skrg...ud gabs....yg bs gw kasih cm doa gw setiap hari bwt dia disana....
yg bs gw kasih cm hidup gw yg akan gw dedikasiin bwt dia...
yg akan gw jalanin sesuai pesan2 dia...sesuai dengan apa yg ud dia ajarin k gw...
well....aku ud lulus ni ma...
and its all because of you...
damn i miss u so much!!!!
LOVE ALWAYS.....
hope i'll c u when i get there....

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Fatal!!!

berhubung hari rabu besok sidang yudisium sudah di ujung sendok tinggal disuap aja.
jadi gw harus ngumpulin yg namanya softcover.critanya si ud selesai d print tinggal ke tukang jilid bwt di bedong!!udah ke tukang jilid di daerah rawamangun skitar jm10 malem, dengan janji selesai jam5 pagi!!

sekitar jam5 pagi gw ambil deh tu jilidan sm tmn gw, nah darisini lah kesalahan kesalahan tolol mulai terjadi....

kesalahan pertama: soft cover gw di laminating aj depanya sama tu tukang jilid, padahal gw blg "gausah yg biasa aja bang".yauda kata tmn gw "ga bgitu ngaruh ko..."udah tuh gw cuek aj...

kesalahan kedua:TERNYATA COVER GW SALAH TOTAL!!!!karena ga nyantumin logo kampus brengsek gw!!mulai cari solusi...akhirnya gw beride untuk ngeprint stiker transparan yg nntinya akan ditemple aja di cover. walau pada akhirnya sama sekjur gw di maklumin karena waktunya mepet yaudah gw gajd benerin tu cover.

kesalahan ketiga:pas gw lg mo minta tanda tangan sama orang admin kampus gw iseng tu ngebuka-buka lagi isi penulisan gw,disini gw menemukan fakta BAB V GW ITU ISINYA ADALAH BAB IV!!!jd bab V cm halaman pertamanya,sisanya kebelakang bab IV.PARAH!!!!
gw panik!!!lsg berpikiran utk pulang dan ngeprint ulang bab V.

kesalahan ke empat:LUPA MASUKIN DAFTAR ISI!!!yup pas lg bingung mikirin kesalahan nomor3 gw menemukan fakta bahwa gw ga bwt daftar isi!!!yauda hasrat gw utk pulang semakin bulet!!!

nyampe rumah lsg ngerjain tu daftar isi, ngeprint babV, lsg nyari tukang jilid dkt rumah skitar BINUS deh...alhasil GADA SATUPUN TUKANG JILID YG NYANGGUPIN UTK NGEBONGKAR DAN SELESAI BESOK PAGI!!!tambah stres gw...rasanya pengen mukul cina ngeselin yg nyelak gw pas mo nanya jilid!!!hahaha...

dengan panik dan bingung dan stres dan capek gw balik lg kerumah...mncari solusi, akhrinya gw berpikiran utk menjilid ke GANDARIA,untung sepupu gw berbaik hati nganterin gw kesana.
disana juga ga mulus dari ujung ke ujung tuh sekian banyaknya tukang jilid pada gabs dg berbagai macam alasan, kaya:"gada kartonya mas", "yg ngerjain lg pulang kampung", "klo jam10 gabs pling jm4 sore"

luckly di ujung deretan tukang jilid itu ada satu yg sanggup tapi gada kartonya,untungnya persis disebelah toko itu ada yg jual tp td blg gabs slesai jm 10,akhirnya gw bli karton disitu tapi ngerjainya disebelah,walhasil BISA!!!!

pagi jm10 gw ambil,lsg melipir ke kantor dosen pembimbing gw lalu ke kampus dan...
menemukan kesalahan lagi...

kesalahan kelima:Gw lupa masukin lampiran surat2 asistensi segala macem...yaudalah gw pasrah,terserah dah...untung sekjur gw blg "gapapa,tp nnti pas hard cover smua masuk yah"

selesai petualangannya deh

Sunday, October 12, 2008

520 sekian!!!

angka tersebut di atas adalah ternyata jumlah
kurang lebih dari seluruh anggota keluarga besar gw!!
im a very stunned!!i am so shock...
apa mungkin karena setelah 24 tahun baru sekali ini
i come to my big family gathering...???
well i learn a couple of new things...
now i know that my grandfather had 11 siblings!!!
and from that 12 somehow grew into 520 and growing!!!
berhubung banyaknya orang yang datang...
jadi ga sempet lah untuk negor each and every person..haha
bisa gempor nyalamin 500 orang lebih...
hahahaha...but it was nice 2 know new relatives...
tdnya tau klo sepupu gw hanya sekitar 20an..
skrg gw tau i've got about a hundred more!!
well now i know how big my family is...
i am kind of proud..well not every family has that many members
guess i hope i wont have to see u all again until next year..

Thursday, October 9, 2008

sharing is believing

the true face of men were always covered or blurred
we can only see and feel its surface...
even when you have known someone for a very long time
it doesnt guarantee you,
that you have reach its core...
mankind will always find a way to cover up
something that is uncomfort, a mistake, a corrupted part inside
nobody has ever really be a self-deprecating...
always hiding their Jekyll, and always in the search of everyone else
we often forget that a weight is lighter if its not carried alone
so instead of hiding our misconception
try to share it...try and talk about...
do not try to erase what has been drawn..
remember to forget and forget will make you remember more
keep converging our lines into a singularity
cause GOD made us with imperfection on purpose
so we complete each other in every way, in every meaning....
thats why GOD only put one wing in men...
so we will need others to fly...
thou an angel is given a thousand pairs of wings
it still envies on us, humans...
cause they cant feel what we feel....
thats why happiness are real when it is shared...

BRB (Brarti oRangnya siBuk)

tadi di bus ad kjadian aneh dan sgt irritating...hahaa,ada 2 orang berkelamin wanita skitar 20 mengah lah,yang sedang menyalakan Yahoo Messenger mereka lewat HP,bgini kronologisnya :

A :punya lo brapa yg nyala?
B :4...lu brp?
A :gw ada 6 org ni..
(ga lm mrk asik sndri2...tiba2...)
B :iiih si ngeselin bgt deh...drtd ud ngajak ngobrol ga
bales2...cm nulis BRB....mksdnya apaan c tuh?
A :ooooh...itu orgnya lagi sibuk...
(lalu mereka balik asik sendri...tiba2....)
A : klo kata itu artinya Bi Rait Bek...
B : gw mo nulis itu ah klo gw sibuk...(??!!?)

sungguh ironis...modernisasi justru mendatangkan kemunduran...hahaha
saat itu gw binggung mo ketawa atau spontan memberi tau mereka berdua...
tapi biarin lah...biar jadi hiburan bwt orang berikut yang akan duduk
disebelah mereka di hari hari kemudian....hahaha

FYI (Freedom of Youth is Immortal!!haha)

knp blog ini gw namakan "the polaroid saga"
(yg kt a very gud friend of mine"polaroid bla bla")
karena...a polaroid is sumtin that can capture a moment instantly
so this blog is about me capturing anything that happen in my days
and put it straight into this lonely blog...hehe
also the word "saga" which" a huge story, a tall tale, etc...
is what i think about my life...our life..
each and everyone of u out there!!!
you should embrace ur life...be proud!!!
have pride!!!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

A Nu Hobby...

dude's i have a new hobby...
nope its not gardening, dan bukan menjahit juga...hahaha
tapi paper modeling and crafting...iya skrg lagi kegandrungan itu..
nnti deh foto2nya gw masukin...hahaha(sapa jg yg peduli..tp bodo amat...)
smpe skrg msh bwt dr template org..
blm nyoba bwt sndri..but im getting there...
gw sdg mempelajari pattern n structuralnya...
juz wait...hahahaha

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Kuliah...Kuliah...kenapa ga selesai2 c?

hari ini msh hari2 yang dirundung depresi dan tekanan mo sidang...it took me 5 freakin years to finish a Diploma Program!!!that was supposed to be a 3 year long college...hahaha...well at least im at the end of it,tinggal nunggu sidang...lagi pusing mikirin biaya buat ngeprint puluhan item buat display...huhuhuhu...so cross ur fingers dude..and pray that i'll pass and graduate before the year is over...hahaha...

Selamat Pagi....

selamat pagi semua...agak telat ni br bwt blog,hehe...blog ini mungkin akan berisi tentang cerita sehari-hari,pengalaman travel(which is my biggest dream to travel the world)dan mungkin tulisan2 from my twisted mind that loves to play in twisting words.....hahaha, well enjoy...and c u guys around!!